Thursday, July 06, 2006

The Traffic Cops

Now here I am driving down the M1, go past Woodmead and the Traffic cops are at it again!

So I gave some thought as to why they seem to pull any random car over....... gave some more thought and diced up some theories.

1. Judging by there girth sizes, they are hungry and hope that when you are stopped and they approach the drivers window, you may have some sandwiches from Monday left over on the passenger seat.

2. The month is almost midway and the wallets are looking rather empty....wink, wink! Mind you Im amazed that they can find there wallets with backsides the size of football stadiums!

3. This one folks is my favourite, we all know that they must have troubled chilhoods, therefore.... they keep pulling random cars off the roads, looking for there mothers!!

I do not like traffic cops and find them to be insulant and a waste of uniforms!

In fact I liken them to urinals!

8 Comments:

Blogger muddlepuddle said...

Hmmmmm...porcelain germ buggy's!

Cookie, I think it's a good thing you left the police.

You'd be dead by now for sure and not from having an Ak thrust up your backside but from cardiac arrest fo the most fatal kind.

I would one day like to see the scars in particular the one on your bumsky, but I'm glad you are no longer HEY!!!HEY HEY HEY!!!!

You once wore a uniform??!!!?!!?!

Ooooohhhh la la we all know how Muddle feels about men in uniform!!

06 July, 2006 16:47  
Blogger Cookie Monster said...

And I had this really big GUN!!! Ya YA YA YA

06 July, 2006 17:00  
Blogger Cookie Monster said...

Tell me when and you shall see!

06 July, 2006 17:03  
Blogger Revolving Credit said...

So like are you going to try and piss on the traffic cops or what?

06 July, 2006 17:09  
Blogger Cookie Monster said...

Revolve... you are so Cape Town... every thing is with a "Like are you, like you, know like"

That mountain is "like" killing your brain....

Thats a great subject... we (Gautengers) need to blow a hole through that mountain and then things will go faster down there....

06 July, 2006 17:22  
Blogger Cookie Monster said...

Muddle... we need to put RC in the loop on the woman peeing thing... its only fair! You do the honours

06 July, 2006 17:23  
Blogger Revolving Credit said...

I can for like to know whats peeing?

06 July, 2006 17:31  
Blogger muddlepuddle said...

I will write a post about it next week.
It will be full of fact and graphics.

07 July, 2006 09:37  

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