Sunday, September 24, 2006

All Little Boys Hiding Behind There Missiles

Funny how big and scary the powers of the world are when they stand on there podiums emblazoned with the flags of there countries... all like hero's boasting about how great there country is and how wonderful there religion is, all of the little twats are men (just remember that for my point at the end)

"You cant have Missiles, we as a liberal country will not stand for it" response from the little guy that swaggers to the podium as though his life has been ordained by a supreme being... "we can and we will" and so it goes on and on and on and on and on and... and .... on

Please sit down you bunch of sweaty egotistical dwarfs.... who the fuck told you that you can have missiles? Who said that you may start making missiles of the mushroom kind? Who said that you can declare war? Who said you can bomb that country? Who said that you can send human bombs to kill civilians? Who said that you can denounce that religion? Who said that part of the pitch is your land? Who said that you can take over that government? Who said that you can starve your own people? Who, who, who , who???? Thats all I can hear in my own head now a days... who, who , who.... the.... fuck.... is.... telling.... these.... guys.... to do these aweful things to each other, worse still aweful things to those that dont have a voice??

Thats the question who is this enigma of a chap (trust me it is a man)that whispers into these twisted leaders of our worlds ears? Please pretty please, tell me who this person is, oh I ask thee with tears in my eyes, heres a bag of cookies if you tell me!

Naaah... not gonna find the little twit....

My point... The masses of the world ACTUALLY DOes NOT WANT ANY OF THIS NONSENSE!

All these little boys playing with our lives and our souls... making us sad... letting our own blood flow...tragedy!

Even funnier they are all grown men... not woman... what would happen if the UN had a woman running the show, fuck me with a rusty screw driver what if all its members are woman? Im a guy (fuck you if you think my penis is skew) I just see the facts... Woman do not have testosterone and egos... umm AINT THOSE THE INGERDIENTS FOR A WAR??

Dont even use the "Maggie Thatcher caused wars argument" she had way to many varecose veins and probably shaved her face every morning with a blunt dagger, even worse I think she stood when she widdled and and and hooo hoo here we go..and she probably had a fuck face like a man!

So power to the woman... they dont moan like us men when they dont have an orgasm, so why should they bomb the guy next door because he said he had a bigger penis?

TOLERANCE IS IN A WOMANS BLOOD.... Let them rule, we will be a happier world!


Speaking of which, who always says "Okay yes you can have your way with me, there you go Im naked" never the guy is it?... Men are the hunters always seeking to mark there territory, woman are just about getting the job done and keeping the family happy...so I rest my argument.

PS: No maggie I do not want your comments to this post... yes Maggie I do believe you have a bigger penis than me.

PPS: Maggie, please no I dont want you to show me your penis.

PPPS: Oh for gods sakes Maggie please put those Viagra pills down!

23 Comments:

Blogger Cinderella said...

Wow!!!

I think I have a crush on the cookster!!

Geeze I never thought I would see the day where a man would own up to the fact that we 'women' are level headed, intelligent, wonderful creatures!! (Ok maybe you didn't say all of that) but yippie!!

I vote for

Cookie for president!!

;)

25 September, 2006 02:49  
Blogger Miss 1999 said...

"TOLERANCE IS IN A WOMANS BLOOD.... Let them rule, we will be a happier world"

*LOL* Somebody lied to you ;0)

26 September, 2006 00:09  
Blogger Carmel said...

It's all a big mess now isn't it!

26 September, 2006 02:09  
Blogger Phats said...

WOmen level headed?! wtf

haha! this post was interesting to say the least.

26 September, 2006 04:11  
Blogger Cookie Monster said...

Hey there Carmen....Not sure what you mean... the world is a mess or my post??

Hello Miss 1999... thans for the visit, have to disagree there, woman are by far the champions of peace... every seen a woman start a bar brawl... they dont have egos!

Aaah Phat, sorry buddie, just speakinf my heart.... I just see woman as more calculated in the aggression dept...

Hello again Cinderella... thanks love the crush part... mmmm....woman are wonderful creatures and that why men adore them, those men that pretend to be higher and mightier than men are just insecure....X marks the spot!

26 September, 2006 12:16  
Blogger NMOTB said...

You see now I know why I like coming here so often!!!!!!!! I am with Cinderella on this one!!!!!

Cookie for President!!!

26 September, 2006 16:57  
Blogger Cookie Monster said...

New Motha!! hey you back safe... that Bakkie seemed a total write off... SA drivers! Now you and Cinderella can so stay! Tomorrows post is gonna be great, some aussie woman with the worst teeth tried to pick me up in the hard rock cafe in HK... I am still vomiting in my mouth... watch the next blog... gonna be totally rude!

26 September, 2006 21:25  
Blogger Miss 1999 said...

"Hello Miss 1999... thans for the visit, have to disagree there, woman are by far the champions of peace... every seen a woman start a bar brawl... they dont have egos!"

Sugar, I've gotta laugh again, but then again, I do live in Tennessee, which explains a lot *LOL*- Thanks for stopping by my "house" you're welcome there anytime :0)

27 September, 2006 01:10  
Blogger Spy Gal said...

I can only speak for myself when I say that I have never started a bar brawl (at least not while sober)j/k.

I think women are more logical than men on some aspects, and we have a tendency to be a bit more diplomatic. You're right about the ego thing. Men feel the need to protect while women feel the need to nurture. It's just natural instinct.
If you're voted President, may I be your Vice-President??
:)

27 September, 2006 01:48  
Blogger mcBlogger said...

Wow, where to begin. I agree with absolutely everything you said, except, and this is a big except, I just can't keep my oppinion to myself...sorry, but here comes...
Women can be bitches. Catty, unforgiving, grudge holding, bitches. I know, I happen to be a girl myself. I don't consider myself like that, but that would explain why I prefer to hang out with guys, and not for the obvious reasons. More that they'll be honest with you, if they have a problem with you, they'll tell you to your face. For the most part, straight forward...this is me, this is what you get, take it or leave it. I like that.

27 September, 2006 13:58  
Blogger Dawn said...

I love how you say it like it is for you. As far as the "woman start a bar brawl?" question - have you ever seen even the tamest of females who might appear unterritorial and stone cold sober, when another female makes a blatant play for her man - in a bar or elsewhere ... take cover! No-one would love to see women in power more than me and it is totally cool to have a man shout it from the roof tops like you have, but I think what we need even more than that, is the collective "you can't do this anymore" voice - it could be effective even in a whisper. I think it's not so much who is telling these shitheads that it is ok to do this, but more a case of why more people aren't telling them they can't. (and that's just my point of view - which is what everyone is fighting to defend ... mad, really!)

27 September, 2006 18:37  
Blogger NMOTB said...

Hi, how was your trip? Meet any interesting Aussie ladies with stunning teeth? *lol*. We had great fun on our weekend away! Can't wait to read the next post - just hurry up already!!!!!!! *you must be working to hard* Did you take any nice photos? Will be back to read the new post!

28 September, 2006 13:48  
Blogger Cookie Monster said...

Miss 1999... that was great year for me by the way.... I will visit you pad more often, like your blog... now im not that familiar with the US, just been to NY a couple of times and loved it.... you say Tennessee is a bar brawl haven for ladies in that stoke of the woods?? Im terrified and I thought that theNew Yorkers were aggressive (sorry Spy Gal) oh well I have yet to see a woman knock a few tooth out in a musty old bar...

Spy Gal, hell yes you can be the vice president, how cool would that be, first you can ban all squirels.. hee... Guys Spy Gal hit the nail on the head.. woman nurture!

Hi you back Dawn... great to see you again.... yes you have some really good points, having said that you say that we need to have a diff voice... you are basically hitting the right note.. we do, we need to say that we have had enough!!!


Hey there Mcblogger.. thanks for coming to say hi... I see your poits and guys are just black and white, woman can be bitchy, I agree... but do they have that murderous streak that men have... oh well Im glad all of you have diff opinions... I just want more of a culture that says" enough"

28 September, 2006 18:22  
Blogger Miss 1999 said...

Cookie, I'm telling you, you need to come to Tennessee at least one in your life! And yep, I have to say, I think 1999 was the best year of my life! :0)

29 September, 2006 01:34  
Blogger Phats said...

You planning a sneak attack on elmo, and the gang anytime soon?

29 September, 2006 07:58  
Blogger TwoFlower said...

go you good thing!!!

as i have always said: cookie for president and i shall be our new defence minister!! watch out world!

29 September, 2006 11:57  
Blogger mcBlogger said...

I agree, someone needs to say enough is enough, and just let bygons be bygons, and then teach me how to spell correctly.

29 September, 2006 15:25  
Blogger Miss 1999 said...

Come back to us Cookie!

30 September, 2006 03:04  
Blogger Cookie Monster said...

Hery there New Motha.... Im glad your back safe and I am going to start tackling the new post... soon I promise.

Phat... my man, yep I am seriously considering it.... know it is in the south, well I just hope they aint as trigger happy as Elmo!!

TF... where have you been... guys TF has just met a wonderful guy... still smiling TF...

Mcblogger.... you question your spelling, I have the same problem, in fact im crap at it!Question "hell hath no fury...." ummm do think that goes with woman of today?

01 October, 2006 08:06  
Blogger Carmel said...

Hey Cookie monster!! NO NO not your post! I'm glad that I read your answer to my comment lol. I like your post and your blog, i'll visit again for sure. :)

01 October, 2006 08:34  
Blogger angel said...

a hah- one converted!
now for the rest of the planet...

howdy!

01 October, 2006 10:25  
Blogger Cookie Monster said...

Angel of heaven... where have you been... hope all is going well... yes I am converted!

01 October, 2006 10:42  
Blogger NMOTB said...

Hi Cooks, Hope you are having a nice relaxing weekend!

01 October, 2006 16:40  

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