Thursday, September 21, 2006

Zoom Zoom..... A Zuma......A Zuma.....Is Coming To Get You!!!!

Simple.... if your bottom is white I suggest two things you should seriously consider in the next three years.

1. Bend over and kiss that white bottom goodbye.
2. Book your ticket out of here.

So whats it gonna be folks.... kiss, kiss or is it fly,fly?

My opinion and yes I am rather a political misfit and try to get everyones feathers ruffled, is that Jacob Zuma is alive and he is looking at that big post, yep he is gonna be the elpresidento!!

He is going for it.... all and I mean all of us sane South Africans have asked..."why are you dividing us Jacob?" Simple, he dont give one liddle teenie weenie fuck about this country or you... he has his eye on the POWER! If a Jacob Zuma loved this country and wanted to make a difference he would have just dissapeared and perhaps got himself a great job, all past politicians have, and my, shooooo, have they been great jobs, jobs that pay even higher than a president could even imagine! So why does Jacob not do that? Nope those jobs or BEE companies dont make your balls all tight and sweaty like power does, nope it really does not!

Now can I respect a man that admitted to sleeping with a "young" HIV positive woman (I am not discriminating) and then says in a wonderful clever and astute way "I thought a shower would help" You are a very clever man....I would love to be mentored by you Jacob, my it would be an honour.... How do you look at the nation in the eye and say YES I did sleep with an HIV positive woman and YES I knew before the act she was HIV positive?

This country is being destroyed by aids!! Its soul is being eaten by aids... and you as our leader of past (probabaly future again, only the big gun) tell the nation that you took a shower hoping it would "take" away the the chances of contracting HIV... GIVE ME A GUN I WANT TO SHOOT MYSELF RIGHT NOW!!!! I cannot believe this man said that... how many uneducated people have followed this expample of how to "avoid" contracting aids?? For Gods sake he has blood and death on his hands... stand up chunky, thats right suck in that HUUUUUUGE belly and be accountable for those words!!


So back to the the run for the big gun President.... he gonna get it... I will sell all I have, use that british passport that I actually threw away, and I will leave forever....


I trusted you Jacob, I trusted the ANC, I trusted Madiba... you have let me down.. I Fucking Trusted you!!!!!!!!!!! I voted for you every year for Gods sake, Im white and I voted for you.... I threw my british passport away because I trusted you all......

Folks tha hardest thing for me to say or even think about is this:

JACOB WHEN ARE YOU HAVING TEA AND SCONES WITH ROBERT MUGABE?? PERHAPS OLD ROBBIE CAN GIVE YOU SOME POINTERS ON HOW TO FUCK UP A GREAT COUNTRY!!

11 Comments:

Blogger Tammy said...

So very sad what is happening in SA - I left 13 years ago, and had not been back in 8 years. So heartbreaking. Very interesting post - I am so removed from the SA politics here in NY.

21 September, 2006 21:20  
Blogger NMOTB said...

It is very scary and yes if I have to choose I will choose fly fly fly! There is no future in the country for my two boys and it is really a growing concern! If Jacob Zuma gets the "hot seat" we are definately FUCKED, cause you are so right, he does not give a Fuck about us or the country!

21 September, 2006 21:28  
Blogger Cookie Monster said...

Howzit Tammy... thanks forthe visit and if you want to catch up on politics in South Africa, I shall have for you all the time on this here blog! You left SA 13 years ago? That breaks my heart, I dont blame you but can say that if Zuma gets in we are going to join you...if not well all I can say is come home, we are still building a great country! Totally destroys me when i have to see our own fleeing the uncertainty and the crime.... well as Pink Floys wrote "Coming Back to Life"

Hey NMOTB... what does that mean I havent reallly been followeing your blog till now... so help a cookie monster and tell me. Thats the thing you have kids I dont, I really do feel for you guys with kids... I have my business and worry that all my years work will not be here when guys like Jacob take over.... what will I have left to give my kids one day... after all there is a grand scheme to why I work like a dog! Oh and its not to make Jacobs bank account grow like a stuffed pig!

21 September, 2006 22:20  
Blogger NMOTB said...

What does What mean (forgive me for sounding like a dovit)tell me what you mean and I will then tell you what you want to know.

21 September, 2006 23:25  
Blogger NMOTB said...

If I guess write are you asking what NMOTB means - it stands for NEW MOM ON THE BLOG - was still new and very doff when I started blogging and now I are kinda stuck with the name thats why it is shortened to just the abbr.

21 September, 2006 23:56  
Blogger NMOTB said...

I have linked you in my sidebar!

22 September, 2006 07:14  
Blogger Shortypam said...

hey cooks pack me into ur bag... im coming with...

i cant believe this crass is happening to our wonderful, vibrant country... it held so much promise..fuck! shit!!

22 September, 2006 08:24  
Blogger Shortypam said...

oh ps... cooks scoot over to my blog... u need to help me name my boobies!!!! il be very angry if u dont... i value ur input....

22 September, 2006 08:32  
Blogger angel said...

very scary stuff dude... i dunno what i'll do.
he's definitely another mugabe in the making and it completely baffles me how he still has as much support as he has.
its like that other guy who had to go to jail recently for fraud or something, and he had high powered and influential party leaders escort him- they're backing him- a convicted fraudster!
i don't get it.
how can they hope to stop crime if they don't condemn it?
the yanks wanted to impeach a president for infidelity- what would they, do to a convicted fraudster!?!? for one thing i doubt he'd have a singing dancing escort on his way to jail!

23 September, 2006 10:36  
Blogger adam said...

Hey Cookie! Listen: I've seen you about, commenting on another blog, here in the US. I have always been a reader of South African History/Politics. There's more here than that at your blog, and I hope you don't mind if I let you settle into my links. It makes it easy for me to visit you again.

Best wishes, to you. You've got a great & informative blog here: heartwrenching, but coming from a strong place, indeed.

I'll be back. Love the title: "Stars & Light" too!

Sincerely, adam.

24 September, 2006 09:24  
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